C’mon, I still have a landlord! At least make your fanfic somewhat believable.
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Xi Van Fleet is quite the name
Chinese Led Zeppelin tribute band
Imagining a whole fleet of airbrushed vans with really intricate artwork, like the fancy wizards and such, except with communist propaganda poster art of Xi working for the people.
Lady, they won’t make an exception for you when they start the camp transports.
Dear god and all the archangels please make this happen.
is it because of taxes and rent control and minimum wage? are those the evil things that are going to turn america into Red China?
No it’s the wokism and the wokists, which are the exact same as the cultural revolution.
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Sounds delicious
Somethingsomething woke hei
This is like those moments where foreign press interview Chinese migrants and they say things like, “Xi’s become oppressive and it’s hard on small businesses.”
“Look what he did to my parents’ precious egg monopoly!”
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How politically illiterate do you have to be to actually think that.
She’s not stupid, she’s a gusana with a grift.
1.4 billion people living in China… “A survivors warning”
Ok, but who will be the Mao of this new communist US? Joe Biden? He couldn’t mandate backyard steel production if his life depended on it.
I would not bother trying to kill sparrows for Biden.
Boy could my dad smelt pig steel in the backyard
I already don’t care about dying and living in the US is a fucking nightmare where everything is continuously getting worse. The idea of China coming through and somehow making things worse and more insane seems laughable. Like what could they possibly do? I already don’t like being alive here.
The Maoist uprising against the small business tyrants was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of cheeseburgers amongst the precariat
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