Let a thousand onions bloom
(this has very little relevance to the screenshot but I thought of it just nkw amd it’s funny)
BUT I AINT SPENDING ANY TIME ON IT
My brother in christ, the country and profoundly sick society you stan are being held together by the glue of cheap shit from the global south so good luck with that.
its crazy how many maga r saying this is actually a good thing
ig i shouldn’t be surprised but wow
you will eat the BASED bugs
you will OWN the LIBS in your pod
Their cringe bugs vs our based land shrimp
you will DRINK LIBERAL TEARS on a klarna payment plan
More of the same. It’ll just be nakedly right wing media doing it.
“You’re unemployed and homeless. Here’s why that’s a good thing!” - Fox News headline
Inb4 there’s a stonetoss comic about woke and gay europeans enjoying having jobs and housing and some buff American just laughs at them for being “decadent wimps”.
The whole hard times = hard men rhetoric as well.
hard men
the great reset is based now
Once again Nazis grew out of the back to the woods, the strong pure man uncorrupted by feminizing judeo-bolshevik urban modernity crunchy movement of the 20s-30s. Amongst american fash the treatler thing isnt universially accepted, the gooner 4chan portion from which american open fascism grew out of, is considered something that would be put aside in the future and anathema to the whole white empire of the west that american nazis strive to.
You will own nothing and feel patriotic doing so
Many still worship mussolini even though he literally came up with shit like “your Roman genes mean that you don’t need as much food”
time is a donut
Trump could proclaim that eating human feces is good for you and magas will eat it up no problem.
Genuinely surprised that RFK doesn’t have chuds drinking piss yet
What could be better for you than water processed through the body of a red blooded american patriot
It’s true that people don’t need to (and to be honest, shouldn’t) constantly buy brand new consumer electronics but actual necessities like food are no less impacted by inflation and tariffs.
It’s also maddening to see this from a treatlerite grifter like this guy.
That might work if there were any sense of community left in this place. As it stands the only thing holding it together are the cheap trinkets you’re taking away.
surely this rhetoric will resonate well with the American Treatlertariat
you do not NEED to piss on the floor of your basement when your wife goes out for dinner without you.
you WANT to.
This dude did what
I’m gonna need the lore for this one please.
Didn’t this guy just cry about the Nintendo Switch 2 pricing?
thats different because iphone is woke and switch 2 is based
anti-gamer
Omg unironically “they came for gamers”
Anything but blaming capitalism, huh
Brother, the only thing holding this country together is treats, TV, and the internet in a tripod configuration.
the suburbs must scream
treatlerite scum will submit to the new regime or perish
Isn’t this guys whole thing complaining about those same treats being woke?
Yep lol guess he’s trying to find a way to pivot.
Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering
WASHINGTON—Seeking to reassure the public after his latest tariffs sent both U.S. and international markets into free fall, President Donald Trump calmly reminded the nation Thursday that desire is the root of all suffering. “My fellow Americans, remember that attachment to worldly things stands at the very foundation of the illusions that lead us to experience deep anguish,” said the commander-in-chief, who reportedly sat in a full lotus position on the Oval Office floor as he noted that to base one’s contentment on access to affordable food, cars, electronics, shoes, clothing, furniture, or various other imports was to make one’s existence as fickle as the stock market itself. “You tell yourself, ‘I want eggs,’ but explain to me what this ‘I’ is that you speak of? Can you point to it? Of course not. ‘I’ is a prison you’ve built for yourself. So long as you live within the ‘I,’ you live in a perpetual dream. Only when we dissolve this ‘I’ can we extinguish all of the terrible clinging and instead start living authentically in the realm of awakened life.” At press time, Trump had concluded by noting that it was thus that his Liberation Day tariffs were the path to freeing oneself from the karmic wheel of samsara.
It was believable until I had to imagine Trump saying “My fellow Americans”
My fellow Americans,What the haters and losers need to remember is that attachment to worldly things stands at the very foundation of the illusions that lead us to experience deep anguish
America is the best country on earth and you can tell this by the fact that literally nobody can afford anything!
You do not NEED a car. You do not NEED a bicycle. You do not NEED electricity. You can live without. You just WANT them because you think they might make your quality of life more tolerable. Learn the difference!
Exactly. Just fly your private jet everywhere you want to go!
I challenge you to ask them how their lives have been affect in any way
my dude, it hasnt even been like two days yet
