Couldn’t have happened to a better person.
*shouldn’t
This seems like a good way to keep people off your front lawn. Wonder if you need to be specific, or if you can nominate a whole class of “human”, say, anyone who is a climate denier, or loves having tea parties, or has orange skin with very small hands…
Newt Gingrich has been banned from stepping foot on the first 3/5 of my lawn since 1996.
Obv fuck Newt Gingrich, all my homies hate Newt Gingrich, but why 3/5 and 1996? I know the 3/5ths compromise, did he do or say something particularly heinous in regards to slavery in 96 I don’t know about?
We don’t talk about 96.
You could say they’re building a wall of sorts…
Like she was coming within a 1/4 mile of tribal lands…
Isn’t SD like majority tribal land
If her dog could have a say or bark in this, I’m sure it would equate to approval of the banning.
