You must log in or # to comment.
don’t forget the classic key value: “how much our stockholders think the number will go up”
Dead workers make number sad. Throw bodies in incinerator. Lie to families. Number happy again.
Please attend the All-Hands Town Hall to review this.
Removed by mod
Bryan Cantrill’s rant about Oracle and Larry Ellison comes to mind. “Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison.”
Thanks for sharing that. I’ve only watched the first bit of it for now, but I look forward to coming back to it later.
Hey I wanted to post that.
If we look at this as an analog to physics and “number go up” is speed then “rate of number go up go up” is literally a jerk measure.
Almost correct - that would be acceleration. Jerk is the third derivative of position with regard to time, so if the number is speed, the jerk is the rate of the rate of the number go up go up go up
Big number more better
Incremental game players:
[Replace “you” with “the game”]
CITY SLICKER SEETHE SNEED’S PARK AVENUE MANICURE SNEED JANNY JANNIES SNEED’S FUCK SUCK FOR FREE FUCK FEED SEED COPE SEED COPE CHUCK’S COPE SEED PARK AVENUE MANICURE DILATE COPE GUCCI LOAFERS SUCK SNEED’S SEETHE CLEAN IT UP I CAN’T FEED FUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR SEETHE JANNIES HOT POCKETS AND SEETHE CHUCK’S SNEED’S PARK AVENUE MANICURE PARK AVENUE MANICURE PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEED SNEED AND SNEED’S AND I CAN’T JANNY CHUCK’S
SNEED’S CLEAN IT UP CHUCK SEETHE SEED JANNIES FANCY GERMAN CAR PARK AVENUE MANICURE ON LEMMY JANNIES GUCCI LOAFERS JANNY DILATE ON LEMMY FOR FREE HOT POCKETS SEED SNEED’S SNEED DILATE JANNIES JANNIES SNEED’S SEED GUCCI LOAFERS FOR FREE GUCCI LOAFERS FANCY GERMAN CAR ON LEMMY CHUCK’S SNEED FEED FEED SUCK DILATE CHUCK’S FUCK FOR FREE SNEED CHUCK FOR FREE CHUCK SNEED PARK AVENUE MANICURE JANNIES CHUCK FOR FREE CLEAN IT UP FOR FREE SNEED’S
SNEED’S JANNIES FANCY GERMAN CAR I CAN’T HOT POCKETS FANCY GERMAN CAR HOT POCKETS SNEED HOT POCKETS COPE CITY SLICKER AND SUCK JANNY FOR FREE HOT POCKETS CHUCK COPE FLOYD PARK AVENUE MANICURE FUCK FEED FOR FREE ON LEMMY FUCK JANNY I CAN’T FLOYD AND SNEED’S SEETHE I CAN’T CLEAN IT UP SEED AND JANNIES COPE SNEED SEED SUCK SEED PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEETHE DILATE CHUCK’S HOT POCKETS FOR FREE SUCK HOT POCKETS PARK AVENUE MANICURE
SEETHE FEED HOT POCKETS SNEED’S JANNIES AND COPE AND JANNY GUCCI LOAFERS JANNY FLOYD DILATE CITY SLICKER JANNIES SNEED’S PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEED AND COPE DILATE FLOYD SNEED HOT POCKETS FUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR FLOYD SEED CITY SLICKER JANNIES CHUCK JANNIES HOT POCKETS JANNY COPE COPE FUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE SNEED CITY SLICKER PARK AVENUE MANICURE AND SEED HOT POCKETS CHUCK FLOYD DILATE SEETHE SEED SEETHE
CLEAN IT UP FANCY GERMAN CAR SEETHE HOT POCKETS ON LEMMY SEED JANNY FEED FUCK CLEAN IT UP JANNIES COPE FEED DILATE SNEED FANCY GERMAN CAR PARK AVENUE MANICURE FANCY GERMAN CAR SNEED DILATE JANNIES CITY SLICKER FEED ON LEMMY SNEED’S FOR FREE SNEED JANNY COPE CHUCK’S COPE CITY SLICKER SEETHE FUCK GUCCI LOAFERS JANNIES FEED FUCK FLOYD HOT POCKETS SNEED’S SEED CLEAN IT UP FEED PARK AVENUE MANICURE SNEED DILATE JANNY CLEAN IT UP I CAN’T
CITY SLICKER FOR FREE I CAN’T SNEED’S SNEED’S HOT POCKETS FANCY GERMAN CAR ON LEMMY FANCY GERMAN CAR PARK AVENUE MANICURE CHUCK’S SNEED FUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE FUCK SEETHE CITY SLICKER HOT POCKETS SNEED FLOYD COPE GUCCI LOAFERS CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS JANNY JANNY HOT POCKETS JANNY CHUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR DILATE FLOYD COPE SNEED’S I CAN’T AND PARK AVENUE MANICURE DILATE PARK AVENUE MANICURE GUCCI LOAFERS FEED ON LEMMY FLOYD FUCK GUCCI LOAFERS GUCCI LOAFERS COPE PARK AVENUE MANICURE CHUCK’S DILATE
DILATE SNEED JANNY SNEED’S DILATE SEETHE PARK AVENUE MANICURE ON LEMMY CITY SLICKER I CAN’T FEED DILATE GUCCI LOAFERS FANCY GERMAN CAR PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEED FOR FREE GUCCI LOAFERS CHUCK SNEED’S HOT POCKETS SEED JANNY FLOYD HOT POCKETS JANNY FUCK CHUCK FOR FREE FOR FREE PARK AVENUE MANICURE JANNIES FLOYD CHUCK FLOYD SEETHE FOR FREE CHUCK’S GUCCI LOAFERS PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEETHE I CAN’T PARK AVENUE MANICURE AND FLOYD PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEETHE HOT POCKETS ON LEMMY CLEAN IT UP
