He needs to post to LegalCatAdvice. It’s clear he’s being framed.

I have two cats, one that looks exactly like this one, and a fat orange tabby who acts like this one with the dive bombing. Idk how you rolled both of them into one but I like it.

You clearly need to stop walking anywhere and pet the kitty. Gotta get your priorities straight.

Mine does that. One day he’s going to get me on the stairs.

My black cat does the same thing. Especially when I’m backing up. She likes to stick her paws under my heels.

One of ours does that. I’ve accidentally kicked him on several occasions after he unexpectedly stepped in front of me. Just the other day he ran between my legs while I was walking!

But he’s curled up on my arm right now, so he must not be too upset.