• Kalkaline @lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    God doesn’t hate you, he just might send you to hell for all eternity for breaking his rules and not saying sorry before you die. Also he gives kids incurable and very painful cancer as part of his divine plan.

  • Uriel-238@lemmy.fmhy.mlEnglish
    2·
    1 year ago

    In some scripture, Satan is a guy who plays Devil’s Advocate to keep God on his toes, such as the story of Job.

    Look, dude, you just tortured a guy to test his faith. You gotta be less sensitive if you want the apes to actually like you.

  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    1·
    1 year ago

    OTOH I do find it ironic that Satan, the guy who was kicked out of heaven and fallen because he questioned God, is saying that God doesn’t hate anyone. ;)

    • orbitz@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      Some of the best evil / devil portrayals are when they tell the truth and let the other person wrestle with the impact of it. Mean the stories leave out the obvious falicies but that’s the point of course.

    • Ragnell@kbin.social
      0·
      1 year ago

      To be fair, he didn’t get FIRED. He just got moved to the basement, and put in charge down there.

      • Space_Jamke@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        Satan got demoted from nepo baby to HR manager.

        “Surely there’s a mistake, I shouldn’t be here!”

        “Wow, how original, Arnaud, it’s only the two millionth time I’ve heard that line today. Lemme pull up your file… ah yes, ‘God will know his own,’ what a convenient excuse for burning a city to the ground and executing 20,000 unarmed civilians. Dad damn it, Catholic hypocrites are the worst. Bet you diddled some kids while you were at it too, you sick fuck.”