KIDS TODAY AND THEIR TWELVE HUNDRED GENDERS. BACK IN MY DAY, WE HAD LIQUIDS, SOLIDS, AND GASSES. AND WE WERE HAPPY WITH IT.

“Boil the stock until it’s a time crystal.”

“Cool your water into a Bose-Einstein condensate with no friction.”

Statements made by utter lunatics.

I remember when SOLIDS were SOLIDS and LIQUIDS were LIQUIDS and we didn’t have any points of temperature and pressure at which the three phases (gas, liquid, and solid) of that substance coexist in thermodynamic equilibrium

“Solid”

Alright, we’re starting strong.

“Liquid”

We’ve got the brother.

“Gas/Plasma”

… Fuck you. Solidus.