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cm0002@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 天前

Zero Trust Architecture

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cm0002@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 天前
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    Deleting Roblox and installing Factorio

    You’ll thank me when you’re older, kid.

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      The factory must grow.

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        “Why is my child applying to Nestle’s child mines”

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          he yearns

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          How do you mine for children? Do they form like crystals in the earth?

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      Older? Poor kid might forget to eat or drink water if you get him hooked on Factorio

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        In my generation, we lived on Mountain Dew and Cheetos, and look at the Sim Cities we built.

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          Look on my works Sim Mayor and

          You will regret this!

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        How often do you eat water?

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          Pedant version: [eat || (drink water)]

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      Paying for Factorio and letting their engineering career pay for your retirement home is way cheaper than saving for retirement!

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