I remember when the internet was obsessed with bacon memes in like 2010
Yes
I tried a “bacon ale” at a festival, which was a shitty super bitter IPA (as was the tend, gotta max those IBUs) that tasted of raw bacon. It is still the worst beer I’ve ever had.
I got a bacon candle as a gift which was absolutely terrible. It just smelled bad, and not at all like cooking bacon.
Just put a wick in the jar you pour strained bacon grease into. I’m sure that would work.
Probably.
Hmm… now I’m wondering if it would…
Edit: internet says yes this does work.
Yes it does work. Source: empirical evidence.
Why would anyone want something that provides the olfactory promise of bacon, but never delivers actual bacon?
Yeah, bacon beers are shit. Never understood the hype.
Bacon and a beer however…
THE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT
That was an astroturfing campaign due to a surplus of pork.
Dubbing Ninox novaeseelandiae “the morepork owl” was one lasting outcome of that campaign.
Had no idea black bears ate pigs until a bear wandered in my door door prompting a visit from the state guy that handles bear activity around here.
“Guess he saw my pig use the dog and figured it out.”
“More likely he followed your pig inside to eat him.”
“Excuse me say what?”
“Guess he saw my pig use the dog and figured it out.”
wut
How did the pig use the dog?
